THE WASTE OF TIME AND DOLLARS: COCAINE BEAR MOVIE REVIEW.

The waste of time and dollars: Cocaine Bear movie review.

The waste of time and dollars: Cocaine Bear movie review.

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And, ladies and gentlemen take your seatbelts off and get ready for a ride of outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more aspects than. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a entertaining horror flick that will make you laugh, scratching your head, and contemplating what the characters' lives are like for bears as well as drug smugglers.


Cocaine Bear

From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild journey. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a knack for dumping his precious baggage in the most ominous locations. But little did he know just how he'd be the source of the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"

Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears ingest cocaine, they will not just have fun, but transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances.

Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who were unable to get from a plastic bag, will keep you stunned. The collective incompetence of the characters is an incredible sight. If you ever find yourself trying to find a laugh Just imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve cases without shooting each other.

But let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two in "Frozen." They stumble across A treasure-trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before the time you've heard "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. Do you really need anyone to have a Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear on the loose?

The film is a perfect mix of humor and terror which makes you laugh at each time, while clutching your popcorn in terror the next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.

So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars and enough white powder challenge Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think it's over you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.

Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. Its editing is as unsteady and (blog) jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel has been secretly utilized as scratching platform. Do not worry, viewers, for the bear's CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even though it appeared that the editor seemed to have a sugar high themselves.

This film is a cocktail of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled and you're leaving the theater smiling on your face, remember one of the reviews' final words: Do not feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved.

Take your popcorn and buckle up and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that will have you in laughter, thinking about the potential of bears as well as their in-depth party possibility.

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